Dem Berenstain Bearz

Author(s): Kwame
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"Dem Berenstain Bearz"
Directed by Tim Robbins
Written by Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon
Music by Swizz Beatz and the Florida A&M University Marching Band

Main Cast
Columbus Short as Father
Tim Curry as Mother Bear
Ciara as Brother Bear
Chow Yun-Fat as Sister Bear
Steve Buscemi as Lizzy
Cicely Tyson as Too Tall
GrizzlyT-Pain as The Mayor

Tagline: "This Thanksgiving, rediscover the wildest cream of the wildest dreams from your youth"

Synopsis: There are 47 1/2 families in Over-Eastside Hamilton,Georgia. The 1/2 family,The Berenstain Bears is only considered a half-family because they are bears.In this clever re-imagining of the Berenstain Bears, Too Tall Grizzly,once the school bully,comes home after visiting his dying brother in Chile, and is inspired to "make a difference in this place,you know what I mean?". He is saddened by the mistreatement of his current friends,yet former foes, the Berenstain Bear family,and is determined to improve their reputation. However,the Mayor won't have this,and his evil prescene intervenes.Could Dem Berenstain Bearz become "a full family" by the time that the 2010 Census comes around?

What the Press would say:
Lou Lumenick of the New York Post boasts "I've already watched this movie 23 times and I haven't gotten enough of it.And I don't think I ever will....it sticks to you...it makes you think,and you'll soon be raving yourself". Peter Hammond of Maxim has this to say "Can you say 'Top Contender for all the critics association awards known to man'?". He added,"There has been quite a hustle and bustle about the cast...relative newcomer Columbus Short especially deserves the praise that has been bestowed upon the actors". The splendid hip-hop score,composed by Swizz Beatz, is described as being insane.Whatever the controversy may be over the authenticity of "Dem Berenstain Bearz",Tim Robbins must be commended for his passion toward this dream project of his.

FYC:
Best Picture
Best Director-Tim Robbins
Best Screenplay
Best Actor:Columbus Short
Best Actress:Cicely Tyson
Best Supporting Actor:Tim Curry,Steve Buscemi,Chow Yun-Fat,T-Pain
Best Supporting Actress:Ciara
Best Original Score:Swizz Beatz